Kidding, of course. But it
is why he prefers to play with Mommy. Trust me.
Here is Connor teasing our good puppy, holding his favorite toy (the linking rings for tug-o-war) high above from the play fort, where Buster can't get to them.

He wants them, you can tell. He wouldn't be looking up so intently if he didn't.

Oh, wait, maybe he can reach them up there. He is a giant dog, after all. It does make us kind of nervous, since both of those back legs have had most likely painful (and definitely very expensive) ACL surgeries in the past. Connor, of course, jerks the rings back just moments before Buster could grab them.

So now Buster tries a different approach, thinking perhaps he has a better chance from behind (where the opening to climb up the ladder is at).

Connor doesn't like the way Buster is looking at him, with his very intent and typical
"Play, play!" face (
Over the Hedge, anyone?) My puppy doesn't know he's six year old. Let's just say that when Buster gets excited to play, you don't want to be standing too close. He get so excited his whole body wags, not just his tail. And he runs around in excited circles, all 165 pounds of him! Connor wisely tosses the rings out for him to have.

And he, of course, in his
"Play, play!" excitement, brings them straight to Mommy. Surely she'll put down the camera long enough for a good game of tug-o-war. Surely.